Happy V Day - Pt I
for all you saps out there, my roomie got this from her boyfriend as part of many gifts for V Day , which includes panties from Azaleas. (smart guy!)
i'll attempt to transcribe below...
Dear Catherine,
you are my lovely "sweet tarts" "sugar babies"
you are one "hot tamales" and "extra" special to me.
you are worth "100 grand" in my book. so on this
valentine's day, you'll "skor" like it's "payday" and "after eight"
we will "whatchamacallit" all the way to the "milky way"
so my dear "lifesavers" break me off a piece of the "kitkat"
and let me take you on my white horse to "5th avenue" and we will
have "mounds" of fun on this special day. being with you is a
beautiful "symphony." "kisses" and "kisses" and boy they are "good and plenty"
i love u.
gotta give him points for the hard work, chocolates/candies, and the creativity. but really, do i need to know about the "whatchamacallit" all the way to the "milky way"? keep that to yourselves...such dirty language!