why oh why?
my girlfriend's bachelorette party was this past saturday. i reluctantly agreed to go to hunkmania at the bride's request to watch a bunch of muscled, greased-up (most likely gay) strippers put on a "show." (we'll get to the "show" part in a bit)
i decided to buy advanced tickets so i wouldn't have to pay the extra $5 at the door. so you can imagine how PO'd i was when i got there and the lady bouncer tells me "hon, you bought tix for a different show". different show? what could she be talking about? i had the receipt right there for saturday night, 9 pm show (for me AND my 2 girlfriends)
this is when i find out that new york city is fortunate enough to have 2 majorly competing male dance revue shows. One called Hunkmania (which i'd purchased tix for) and Hunk-O-Mania. what is this nonsense? now i gotta deal with my credit card company and try to get my money back
i can't really tell you all that happened in there cuz the guys made us promise what happens at Hunk-o-mania, STAYS at Hunk-o-mania.
but i'll tell you this
a)the whole thing's a scam; they make up all sorts of excuses to get money out of you.
b)the "show" starts off with them doing a lame rendition of "Grease Lightening." Like i need to see a bunch of gay jersey boys live out their broadway fantasies. (too mean?)
but c) it was worth watching my friends get tossed around and then some.
Unfortunately you can't take pictures but here's the link to see all the men for Hunk-O-Mania
and for HunkMania.
i think this guy was my fave but it was REALLY DARK in there.