not that we're a dating service
but just got this in the mail (as in "haha," not "let's go!")
Event: Natural selection Speed Date II (i guess i missed the first event)
Sugar Mamas and Boy Toys
Requirements for women:
must be older than 35
salary 500k or more
liquid assets $4MM+
divorce settlements $4MM+
Requirements for men:
must be under 35
5 pics must be submitted for judgement by celebrity matchmaker Janis Spindel
THE FOURTH WAVE OF FEMINISM
Pocket Change is paying tribute to the women who publicly declare they have the means and they have the needs. Symbiosis has allowed ugly rich men to attract young gorgeous money-hungry women for centuries; it is now the women’s turn. For all of the leopard-print attire and decades of alimony you have amassed in your divorces, we know that there is still a void within you that even an unattractive David Yurman necklace can not fulfill. Flocks of young attractive men are anxious to replace the tired, overworked, undersexed, population of unsatisfying middle-aged single men that are not wealthy enough to date women their kid’s age. Pocket Change simply continues where Susan B. Anthony left off. The Fourth Wave of Feminism, Pocket Change be thy name.
EVENT DETAILS
Where: 230 Fifth
When: February 7, 2008
Time: 8pm - 10pm