drunken texts
so my awesome iphone has this awesome feature where it captures all of my text conversations from the past.
here are some of the drunken text messages i've gotten:
CONVO 1
"foot have key can you call pete j a s not pickigoi up" = forgot my keys, can you call pete. jasper's not picking up his phone?
CONVO 2
"whad are net?" = where are you?
followed moments later by
"is there food there"
CONVO 3
H3: Am on fourth glass of wine and champagne but totally sober think am drinking non alcy
ME: have you tried standing yet?
H3: I did am on vodka now so i will be good and toasted come now please
ME: I'll text you in a bit
H3: :-(
H3: Are you abandoning me?
ME: WE
H3: :-( ok
This is H3's husband. He meant to text his wife and texted me
"I'm almost home. Please be careful. I love you!"
CONVO 4
"Bali wah sul ma shi ja" = this is Korean for "hurry up, let's drink"
CONVO 5
"You better get your turtle shell ready!" = husband's coming home drunk so better pretend to be sleeping so he doesn't bother me...